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Okay, so I'm listening to the Cyndi Lauper CD's that James from my art class made. He's so cool and I'm falling in love with these CD's.
Anyway I feel like all I do here is rant...so here's my rant for today:
Yesterday I came home from work and my Grandma was watching the Miss USA pagent. They were down to the last five and the one contestant was asked if she could be with anyone right now who and what would she do. She said um Justin Timberlake...you know that guy from N'SYNC. She said he could teach her some dance moves.
gag gag gag
It upset me...this is what america has come too. Pop icons.
My first thought at the question was Oscar Wilde...I'd want to ask him about some of his books. What about Mark Twain? Or Ray Bradbury? The thing didn't specify live or dead. And if she had to choose Hollywood something she could have picked a good actor or director or writer, please something more interesting!
Anyway to the subject matter:
The Top Five Reason's to Get Fat
5.People don't make icky lewd comments at you to try and pick you up
4.You're parents don't try to pressure you into joining the military
3.You don't get pressured to date.
2.The friends you make love you for what's inside and not what they see when they first look at you. I've always said that if someone fell in love with me if I was fat I would know they truely love me.
1. You get to eat anything you want. Nachos, Pizza, Ice Cream, Soda...just not all at once cause you'll get a belly ache.
There you have it...go get fat.
Anyway I feel like all I do here is rant...so here's my rant for today:
Yesterday I came home from work and my Grandma was watching the Miss USA pagent. They were down to the last five and the one contestant was asked if she could be with anyone right now who and what would she do. She said um Justin Timberlake...you know that guy from N'SYNC. She said he could teach her some dance moves.
gag gag gag
It upset me...this is what america has come too. Pop icons.
My first thought at the question was Oscar Wilde...I'd want to ask him about some of his books. What about Mark Twain? Or Ray Bradbury? The thing didn't specify live or dead. And if she had to choose Hollywood something she could have picked a good actor or director or writer, please something more interesting!
Anyway to the subject matter:
The Top Five Reason's to Get Fat
5.People don't make icky lewd comments at you to try and pick you up
4.You're parents don't try to pressure you into joining the military
3.You don't get pressured to date.
2.The friends you make love you for what's inside and not what they see when they first look at you. I've always said that if someone fell in love with me if I was fat I would know they truely love me.
1. You get to eat anything you want. Nachos, Pizza, Ice Cream, Soda...just not all at once cause you'll get a belly ache.
There you have it...go get fat.
