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[rivulet027]

My Grandma is the best.

"Well aren't you going to call him?"

"I'll call him when I return my movies."

"If my boyfriend called me..."

"He's not my boyfriend."

"I think you should give me his number."

"Why?"

"So I can keep track of your man for you."

"He's not my boyfriend."

"Well he's a boy, and he's your friend."

"He has one."

"One what?"

"A boyfriend."

"Oh, oh my."

"Are you okay with that?"

"Yeah, whatever."