My Grandma is the best.
"Well aren't you going to call him?"
"I'll call him when I return my movies."
"If my boyfriend called me..."
"He's not my boyfriend."
"I think you should give me his number."
"Why?"
"So I can keep track of your man for you."
"He's not my boyfriend."
"Well he's a boy, and he's your friend."
"He has one."
"One what?"
"A boyfriend."
"Oh, oh my."
"Are you okay with that?"
"Yeah, whatever."
"Well aren't you going to call him?"
"I'll call him when I return my movies."
"If my boyfriend called me..."
"He's not my boyfriend."
"I think you should give me his number."
"Why?"
"So I can keep track of your man for you."
"He's not my boyfriend."
"Well he's a boy, and he's your friend."
"He has one."
"One what?"
"A boyfriend."
"Oh, oh my."
"Are you okay with that?"
"Yeah, whatever."